Imagine...it's a cold Christmas evening. You're snuggled up in bed, cosy in your nest of freshly cleaned bedding. Warm. Safe.
And then you hear a creak. Your window? You peek out from under the covers, trembling slightly, only to find me there beside you, slick with goosefat and naked but for a small loincloth.
And then I lean close....and I sing to you....
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Missed the point or what, first he gets the date wrong, then he forgets his red suit and last but by no means least, where's the f***ing reindeer
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